Sleep
· where you'll lay your headThree bed, two bath barn that sleeps 10–12. Some of you'll share — funny business permitted, whatever rocks your happy hormones.
Hidden in the countryside (but not too far from a good bottle of wine), Parinama is a three-bedroom barn conversion, sleeping ten to twelve. Bring the women who get it.
No strangers. No timetables. No-one telling you to centre your breath. Indoor pool, sauna, four-person hot tub, a whole pub with pizza oven, tandoori and BBQ — plus a homeopathy chat with our resident hormonal goddess when you're ready to stop wanting to murder people.
Stay two nights or seven. We'll handle the rest. (yes, even the dishes)
Three bed, two bath barn that sleeps 10–12. Some of you'll share — funny business permitted, whatever rocks your happy hormones.
Indoor heated pool with plenty of loungers for parading whatever swimwear you've packed. Skinny dipping welcome — mind the maintenance fella.
Six-person Nordic wood sauna. Four, if you've been counting spuds as four of your five-a-day. Bring water. Lots.
Four-person hot tub. Bring five gallons of Prosecco. We provide the bubbles in the water; you the ones in the glass.
A whole pub. A function room. A pergola with fitted kitchen, pizza oven, tandoori, BBQ, grill. Our muso daughter takes requests for compliments.
Homeopathy chats from our resident hormonal goddess. Sweary, grounded, no-nonsense. Wine optional but quietly encouraged.
A cheeky 30-minute photoshoot. Optional, of course. For when you remember what your good side looks like and need a reminder later.
Look, we have a full gym. It's for the photos. We're not going to lie about it. The dumbbells make excellent prosecco-bottle weights.
prices per person based on groups of 8. smaller, bigger, mention it in your note — we'll do the maths.
fri evening → sun afternoon. the most popular shape of a parinama stay. just enough to unclench your jaw.
a long midweek where everyone unclenches by tuesday and remembers her own name by wednesday.
a whole week. most women cry once (the good kind). plan around a milestone, a divorce, retirement, or no reason at all.
don't see yours? stick it in the note below — we'll write back like a real person.
Honestly? Both. Do every chat, every swim, every sauna cycle and leave with a journal full of revelations. Or stay in your dressing gown for four days and drink Prosecco in the hot tub. We don't police it.
Yes. Pre-, peri-, post-, or just-a-bit-tired-of-everything — we don't card you. Built around women in or near that part of life, but nobody's checking.
No. This one's for the girls. The maintenance fella doesn't count, and he knows it.
You don't have to do anything. We provide a breakfast hamper for each day; the kitchen and all the ovens are yours. We can sort full catering or just one feast — say so in the note.
Grand. Bar stocks both proper bottles and zero-proof things that don't taste like medicine. No-one tops anyone up they don't want topped up.
We share the address once you enquire. Far enough to feel away, close enough to a shop, a pub and a town.
There is. We'd quietly love it if you forgot the password — but we know some of you have teenagers and mothers to check on.
All extremely welcome. Tell us what we're celebrating (or commiserating) and we'll put a small something together.
We'll write back like a person. Usually within a day, sometimes faster, never automated. Promise.